12/27/06 SHH, WHAT'S THAT SUCKING SOUND

Now I'm not one to push a product, that's of course if it doesn't come in a 750 ML bottle. But for Christmas, Eva brought home the most neatest of gifts. Wine drinkers who take the steps forward into the fine world of wine appreciation eventually come across the right and wrong ways to aerate a glass of wine. We all go through it. How much should I swirl a glass of wine. Should I open the bottle and let it sit for a while in order for it to "rest". To decant or not to decant? Is that the real question? Well, now its time for a real good wine story. Back to Eva's Christmas gift. It turns out there is a lady who works three cubicles down from her who's neighbor has invented a sweet little device which takes care of all the bullshit of waiting, swirling and decanting. This brainiac engineer put together a device made of plastic and rubber which you pour your wine into and out comes the perfectly aerated glass of wine. Its called the Vinturi. Through all the slurpping and sucking sounds which comes out of this little magic thingy, the wines bouquet and taste is instantly improved. It was really amazing the first time I tried it. It made my glass of ordinary 2005 Osborne Solaz smell really really nice. It works with whites too. I had a glass of 2005 Santa Barbara Winery Chardonnay and did the with Vinturi, without Vinturi test. Trust me it works. I highly recommend procuring one for yourself . It makes a great wine geeky type of gift. Heck, I'm enjoying a perfectly aerated glass of Ménage à Trois as I write this...

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11/19/06 AND PROUD OF IT...

Granted, I don't frequent the high social circles, nor am I a member of a Polo or Turf Club. I do however take pride in separating my self taught knowledge of wine from the 2 Buck Chuck drinkers of the world. I also consider myself knowledgable about beer to a level of labeling myself a true "Hophead". I'm also a connoisseur of good Tequila. Not that Jose Cuervo shite, I'm talking good 100% Agave Tequila. So when it comes to Wine, I proudly consider myself a Wine Snob in training. "In training" because there is always more to learn and I take pride of what I know and what I can speak to. That said, the below article by Peter Mayle made me chuckle a bit. The new film, A Good Year, starring Russell Crowe, was based on Mayle's book of the same name.

Why I hate wine snobs. Observer Food Monthly, Sunday November 19, 2006. Peter Mayle may paint an idyllic picture of life in Provence in his books, but he has no patience with pretentious wine talk. Perhaps because I work every day with words, I have for a long time been fascinated by the elaborate terminology used by wine experts when they're telling us what to drink and why. Other subjects, of course, from opera to stamp collecting to golf, have their own languages, but none of them is quite so ornamental, so inventive, so delightfully imprecise or, on occasion, so self-consciously silly as the vocabulary of the grape. My introduction to winespeak took place many years ago, one damp evening in London, when I was invited to my first formal tasting. Half a dozen of us - enthusiastic drinkers to a man, but by no means connoisseurs - had gathered in a set of dignified chambers in St James's, central London, the headquarters of a long-established firm of shippers. Here, amid the spittoons and flickering candles, beneath portraits of the bewhiskered gentlemen who had founded the firm, we were to sample wines from a few of the lesser-known châteaux in Bordeaux, and one or two promising upstarts from the New World. As wine merchants go, our host Michael was young. He had been taken into the firm when his more elderly colleagues had realised that their equally elderly customers were buying less wine, often as a result of natural causes (or, as we would say, death). Michael's job was to find younger, thirstier clients with a good 30 or 40 years of drinking ahead of them, to educate them and, naturally, to make them faithful clients. We were the first batch, eager but ignorant, and Michael started the proceedings by demonstrating the basic steps of tasting. Watch closely, he told us, and do as I do. We were rather puzzled to see that the first part of the ritual involved Michael's tie, an ornamental polka-dot creation made of thick silk. He very carefully tucked the end into the waistband of his trousers, and buttoned his jacket, advising us to do the same. Next, he picked up his glass; not as we would have done, with a nonchalant grab, but delicately, holding the base of the glass between the thumb and the first two fingers. We stood in a line in front of him, ties tucked in, glasses cocked but as yet unfilled, waiting for further instructions. Swirling, said Michael. You must learn to swirl, to let the air in and allow the wine to breathe. We imitated as best we could the small circular movements of his hand, swirling make-believe wine in our empty glasses and beginning to feel faintly ridiculous. It was to get worse before it got better. We held our empty glasses up to the candlelight, to appreciate the imaginary subtleties of colour in our imaginary wine. We applied noses to our empty glasses, breathing in the imaginary bouquet. We took an imaginary mouthful and had an imaginary spit, thankful that our ties were out of the way of any imaginary drops. By this time we were ready for a large Scotch, but it was not to be. As Michael finally poured the first of the wines to be tasted, he moved on to part two of wine appreciation for beginners, which was more like an anatomy lesson. Wine had a nose, we were told. Wine had body, wine had legs. Wine had a robe, a bouquet, a personality, an essence. And it was not enough, according to Michael, merely to go through the motions of tasting; one must also know how to describe what one has just tasted. So, as we dutifully sipped and spat, Michael provided a running commentary on the wines under review. The first wine, so he informed us, was vigorous and well-constructed, even a little bosomy. The second was an iron fist in a velvet glove. The third was earthy, but generous. The fourth was a little young to be up so late. And so it went on. As we worked our way through the bottles, the descriptions became more and more outlandish - oak, truffles, hyacinths, hay, wet leather, wet dogs, weasels, a hare's belly, faded tulips, old carpet, vintage socks. Music made a brief appearance, with one wine being compared in its finish to a Bach fugue. Innocent youth that I was in those days, I was surprised that there was never a mention of the main ingredient. I now know that grapes, honest and worthy and indeed essential though they may be, are not considered sufficiently exotic to gain a place in the wine-lover's lexicon. Over the years, I have been to many other tastings, in the course of which I've been exposed to a dizzying range of verbal acrobatics: often imaginative, sometimes ludicrous, occasionally elegant ('a wine that should be drunk kneeling, in the position of prayer' was one of my favourites). But, so far as I am concerned, none of them has succeeded in the impossible task of describing the indescribable; not, at least, with any degree of precision. Never mind. Whenever words fail us, as they so often do, we can always fall back on body language, which opens up an exciting new world of opportunities for expression. The hand-assisted sniff, for instance, when one comes across a particularly complex bouquet. It works like this: holding the glass in the right hand, nose to the rim, the left hand performs graceful waving motions which waft the scented air towards the waiting nostrils. In exceptional cases, eyes can be closed; a discreet 'mmm' of appreciation is also permitted before the more intrusive sound effects of gargling and spitting take over. In fact, almost every part of the upper body can be called upon to register degrees of approval or disapproval. Facial expressions, obviously, are extremely useful: the connoisseur's thoughtful frown, his elevated eyebrows, his wrinkled nose, his pursed lips. Shoulders hunched in concentration, the left hand clapped to the forehead in thought, eyes raised to heaven, even the uncontrollable quivering of an over-excited leg - I've seen them all. But I thought I would never see the ear used as an instrument to assess a wine's quality. I was wrong. I was at a champagne tasting. How I came to be there I'm not quite sure, since it is not something I drink more than two or three times a year. But there I was, surrounded by people of some distinction (and, I have to say, considerable pretension) who were tasting six different marques of champagne. One of the tasters, a man with an impressively tinted nose that suggested a long and close relationship with the grape, suddenly held up his hand for silence. He raised his glass to his ear, tilted his head, and listened. 'One can always tell Krug from Roederer,' he said, 'by the sound of the bubbles. 'I know when I'm out of my depth. I left the tasting and headed for the nearest bar.

Peter Mayle's top 10 memorable wines in my life
Red
1982 Château Leéoville Barton
The hero of a wonderful wine dinner given at the Turf Club by Anthony Barton.
2001 Penfolds Grange
A stunning wine that I had for the first time in Sydney. I've had a weakness for Australia ever since.
2001 Opus One
A reminder of my friend Steve, the suntanned gynaecologist and a great Opus One fan.
1985 Château Lynch-Bages
We had dinner with two runners after the Medoc marathon, and this proved to be a most restorative wine.
2000 Château La Nerthe, Châteauneuf-du-Pape
One of the very best ways to mark the beginning of winter. Excellent with daube or cassoulet.
2005 Fleurie Georges Duboeuf
This is the house red at the Troisgros in Roanne, served chilled in a pewter jug.
Rosé
2005 Château Constantin Chevalier Rosé
The perfect accompaniment to summer in Provence.
White
2003 Meursault- Charmes Premier Cru Domaine Michel Bouzereau
One of many marvellous wines served at the wine growers' annual lunch in the collars of the Château de Meursault.
2000 La Chablisienne Chablis premier cru Côtes de Léchet la Chablisienne
A wine that I drank (rather too enthusiastically) on my first business trip to Paris. I was 19.
Digestif
La Vieille Prune, La Maison Louis Roque, Souillac
There is no more soothing end to a meal. A digestif guaranteed to give you sweet dreams.

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11/13/06 CICCONE VINEYARDS, WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT NAME...

I was alerted by Google to an interesting little article that Ciccone Vineyards of Michigan was preparing to release nationally their latest vintage of Madonna wine. I thought to myself, "wait, Ciccone, Michigan, Madonna, sounds like a coincidence", then I read more into the article. There are many wines which have been released the image of different celebrities, but most of these celebrities had no hand in the production of the wine itself. Although in this case Madonna did not make the wine, her father did. I think that's so cool. Tony Ciccone has a working winery on the Leelanau Peninsula in Michigan and produces about 15 different wines including a Pinot Noir Son-in Law Guy Ritchie is hooked on. The articles below highlight the 2005 Madonna wine and the second is an article from 2004 about Madonna's contribution to her father's winery:

Madonna 2005. Pop superstar Madonna is the inspiration behind a new batch of wine created by her father. Tony Ciccone hopes to secure US nationwide distribution for his limited-edition 'Madonna Wine' , which comes all the way from Ciccone Vineyard in Michigan. The hand-numbered bottles are signed by the singer, her dad, and feature images from her recent CONFESSIONS tour - and will cost $39.99 (GBP22) a bottle. Family friend John Russo says, "It's the best wine Tony ever made." Ciccone senior has been running the vineyard with his wife, Madonna's stepmother, Joan since 1995, reports the New York Post.

The Material Girl Saves Pinot Noir Vineyard. www.princeofpinot.com. Madonna has given her father $900,000 to save his failing wine business. But rather than accept charity, father Tony Ciccone made her the major shareholder in Ciccone Vineyard. Madonna’s husband, film director Guy Ritchie, turns out is a pinotphile, and could not get along without his favorite wines—Ciccone Vineyard Dolcetto and Pinot Noir. Apparently Tony Ciccone has been sending them bottles of his wine from Italy for Christmas for years. Madonna has not always been close to her father, but in recent years has mended fences. When her husband told her “he couldn’t bear to be without it”, she was easily convinced to put some serious cash into the business. Pinot Noir, by the way, is known as Pinot Nero in Italy. It is grown extensively in northeastern Italy. Most of it is simple and mediocre, even vinified as white wine, but most often used in Italian sparkling wine (metodo champenois) where it has been very successful. Pinot Nero has begun to appear in Tuscany as one of the designer show wines under the name vini da Tavola. These are serious wines usually aged in French oak barrels. Quantities are small and rarely exported at present.

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09/15/06 NAPA MEETS CUPERTINO VIA YOUR KITCHEN

Consider this, I've been spending valuble hours coding, learning, reverse engineering, and producing three Apple published Widgets. Come to find out all my brain twisting labour will be simplified and part of Leopard, the next Mac OSX rev in Spring 2007. Dooh. As you might have read, I am a wine enthusiast so much so I installed my own vineyard to make my own wine. Its been 4 years and I have yet to squeeze one drop of my Cabernet Sauvignon grapes into one drop of wine. In the ironic tradition of Leopard and its Dashboard/Dashcode simplicities, I introduce the WinePod. Please read below and take note, its compatible with Mac OSX.

Home Winemaking Made Easy. Tina Caputo, Special to The San Francisco Chronicle. April 27, 2006. If you're like most wine lovers, you've fantasized about making your own wine. At the winery inside your head, you live among picturesque vineyards and spend peaceful hours crafting marvelous wines that inspire praise from friends and wine critics alike. Then reality sets in. You can't keep a Chia Pet alive, let alone 50 acres of grapevines; you barely passed high school chemistry and the thought of spending 12-hour days hosing down tanks is about as enticing as dropping a wine barrel on your foot. The good news is you don't need a green thumb, an enology degree or a penchant for tedious manual labor to become a winemaker: All you need, according to one Bay Area company, is a WinePod. If the name conjures images of "The Jetsons," the reality isn't far off. Styled to look like a sleek, stainless steel egg, the WinePod is a high-tech home winemaking machine that promises to turn enophiles into instant winemakers -- just add grapes. Set for release in July, the reusable, all-in-one device handles everything from grape crushing to fermentation to acting as a personal winemaking coach. And at $1,999, it's much cheaper than buying a winery. According to Greg Snell, founder of Provina, Inc., the San Jose wine technology company that developed the WinePod, the idea came to him a few years ago, when he was working in the semiconductor industry. Though he loved visiting wineries and dreamed of someday owning a winery, Snell realized that it would not be financially feasible or practical. "So I had an idea," he says. "What if I could make it possible for other people like me to enjoy the wine lifestyle, without owning a vineyard, living in Napa and being a gazillionaire?" Expert input The first step in developing the WinePod, Snell says, was to get input from wine industry insiders. He reached out to the Sangiacomo family -- well-known Sonoma County grape growers and longtime family friends. "The Sangiacomos introduced me to the best winemakers they knew, and I introduced the winemakers to the best scientists from the Silicon Valley," Snell says. Winemaker Greg La Follette of Tandem Winery and DeLoach Vineyards in the Russian River Valley tested the first prototype of the WinePod during the 2004 crush and provided Snell with feedback. "It made decent wine without a lot of input from the winemaker," La Follette says. "It kept good temperature control, gave nice extraction, good color -- essentially by itself, or at least without me having to babysit such a small lot." In 2005, Snell met T.J. Rodgers, co-owner of San Mateo County's Clos de la Tech winery and the CEO of Cypress Semiconductor. After discovering their mutual interests in winemaking and technology, they decided to collaborate on the 2005 crush. "Together, we created inexpensive wireless controllers, sensors and software to monitor and control fermentations with incredible precision," Snell says. "T.J. is an expert winemaker and a brilliant technologist. Together with my team of scientists and engineers, we were able to solve a number of problems very quickly." Snell also consulted with Roger Boulton, professor of enology and chemical engineering at UC Davis, who helped with alternative measurement approaches, analyzing fermentation curves and tweaking some of the recommendations in the pod's advice-giving function. The result of all that research and development is a high-tech mini-winery that uses the Internet, overnight shipping and sophisticated technology to help amateurs become competent winemakers. So how does it work? First, the WinePod establishes a wireless link to the user's home computer. Then, the home winemaker goes to Provina's Web site, personalwinemaking.com, and orders grapes -- Beckstoffer Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon, for example. Prices start at $2 per pound; it takes about 160 pounds to make 60 to 70 bottles of wine. A predicted harvest date for the grapes is posted on Provina's Web site. A week or two before the grapes are picked, the company sends a "notice of harvest" e-mail to the customer, followed by a "grape shipment notice" that lets the winemaker know the grapes will arrive in three days. The whole-cluster, crushed or whole-berry grapes are shipped to the customer, ready to go into the pod. Step-by-step guide. The pod then guides the user step-by-step, from pressing the grapes through fermentation. An alarm lets the user know if adjustments need to be made (for example, if the wine's pH level is too high). Winemaking instructions and recommendations are offered through the interactive software on the winemaker's home computer. Pod users have two options for oak aging. They can add oak chips or staves to the pod, or they can transfer the wine to a 50-liter barrel. French, Hungarian and American oak barrels at various toast levels can be purchased through Provina's Web site, along with anything else the winemaker might need, from corks to chemicals. When it comes time to bottle, the user can buy a hand-cranked machine from Provina for about $100, or rent an automatic bottling machine from a home winemaking or brewing supply store, such as Napa Fermentation Supplies in Napa (napafermentation.com). "The WinePod is more sophisticated than 99 percent of all wineries in the world," Snell says. "It virtually eliminates winemaking mistakes." Tool or toy? But will buyers use it more than once? "This machine could easily fit in that dark, out of the way corner in the house along with the bread machine, your slicer-dicer and the hula hoop collection wrapped around your old Nehru jackets," cracks Andy Cutter of Duxoup Wine Works, who runs a two-person artisan winemaking operation in Sonoma County's Dry Creek Valley. "People will have fun with it, and it may drive them nuts at the same time. One thing is for sure, they will really learn to appreciate a good bottle of wine." Bonny Doon Vineyard's Randall Grahm says he doesn't believe the WinePod will change people's buying habits, though it may reinforce their inclination to take the easy road. "On the one hand, it does seem like a fun gizmo for people to play around with," he says. "But I think that I feel about the device more or less the same way I feel about the recent phenomenon of 'wine camp,' where very wealthy dilettantes can play at being winemakers. Everyone wants to think of himself or herself as a creator, an artiste, but few are willing to put in the real blood, sweat and tears to make it happen in any sort of profound way." Winemaker Kris Curran, who produces small amounts of premium Santa Ynez Valley wines under the Curran Wines label, has a more positive view of the WinePod concept. "I hope this works," she says. "I can't comment on whether this is viable, but I think it's a very cool idea, and I think it will be very popular." Curran's main concern is that the device -- which Snell says requires minimal assembly and is made mostly of stainless steel for the parts that come into contact with the juice and wine -- may require more attention than users realize, especially since flaws are more noticeable in small lots of wine than in larger ones. "The smaller the container of wine you make, the greater the ability to screw it up," she says. "I'm a professional winemaker, and if I tried to make a 5-gallon jug of wine, I would have a much greater propensity for having that wine be flawed." Tapping the grapevine. Whether or not the WinePod is sound from a winemaking standpoint remains to be seen, yet its popularity has already been established. In February, Snell leaked information about the WinePod to wine industry public relations agent Tom Wark, who wrote a teaser about the device for his wine blog, fermentation.typepad.com. According to Snell, news of the home winery spread over the Internet at an astonishing rate, resulting in a long waiting list of wine lovers eager to purchase WinePods. At just 4 feet tall, the stylish mini-wineries should fit nicely in the average high-end kitchen, somewhere between the Viking range and Sub-Zero refrigerator. "We eliminate about two-thirds of the cleaning steps of a normal winemaking operation," he adds, "because most of the lab work is automated, and most of the winemaking steps occur in the WinePod rather than in separate devices like a press and fermenter." Snell won't say how many WinePods have been pre-sold, yet says the number is more than the company's capacity for the 2006 crush, based on available grapes. He says he hopes to have more WinePods available by the 2006 holidays.

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08/01/06 IPOD WINE GUIDE

Every once and a while I've seen some dude on PBS teaching regular people how to appreciate wine and not become a snob. The guy is Author Mark Phillips and what I've seen of his PBS shows is he has a way of explaining the complexities of wine appreciation which many more can understand. Phillips has released a Wine Guide exclusively for the iPod. Although extremely overpriced, this new use of the iPod is actually a novel way of bring wine comprehension to the silhouetted iPod dancing masses. BTW, many wine related Podcast are available for free download on the iTunes Music Store. Grape Radio, Winecast and Wine Spectator being the best.

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05/28/06 THEREFORE HEAR NOW THIS, THOU AFFLICTED, AND DRUKEN, BUT NOT WITH WINE. ISAIAH 51:21

Catching up on the world of wine I could post different articles about the latest releases and the best buys. That's boring. So in the tradition of DBB, below are the real interesting stories in the world of wine.

Teacher Accused Of Serving Wine To Minors. May 22, 2006. What ever happen to smores? Read
Homeless man accused in wine bottle assault. May 22, 2006. Bumfights and flying wine bottles. Read
Women's weakness for wine indulged. May 22, 2006. You drink wine like a girl. Read
Hedge-Fund Manager, Rocker Audition for Reality-TV Wine Show. May 22, 2006. McFever! Read
California Monastery: Wine and Retreats. May 25, 2006. Winemaking Monks. Read
The ABC's of Wine Tasting.
May 26, 2006. Wine tasting tips for future snobs. Read
The 10 Commandments of Wine Tasting. May 27, 2006. Wine tasting tips for dorks. Read
...and finally. Wine keeps Hungarian apes feeling fine. May 23, 2006. Come on now. Read

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03/27/06 LETS GET ONE THING PERFECTLY CLEAR...

I've been toying with the idea of posting a couple of articles highlighting women in wine. I've run across some interesting articles on women winemakers, women winery owners and wineries marketing wines for women. I've wrestled how I could post a series of articles without being classified as a perv or a horndog. The other day while reviewing an article about this particular women who is in the entertaiment business and has fullfilled her dream of producing her own wine. I found the article to be quite an interesting read. Oh did I mention she's a Porn Star. Lets get one thing perfectly clear. I was notified of this article through my Google News Alerts on "wine", I swear... Read Here

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02/15/06 IT'S ALL ZIN THE NAME, PART 2

Proposal to make zinfandel California state wine sparks grape debate. 02/11/06. AP. BERKELEY – In a move that could bring a merlot low – and make a chardonnay shudder – a state lawmaker is proposing making zinfandel the official wine of California. State Sen. Carole Migden introduced the bill this week, saying the heady varietal is a “quintessential” California wine dating back to Gold Rush days and versatile enough to stand up to the spicy diversity of California cuisine. “It's about time we give it the recognition it deserves,” Migden, D-San Francisco, said in a news release. But others say singling out just one varietal would be a cardinal zin. “What's the basis?” said Doug Shafer, president of Shafer Vineyards, makers of highly prized cabernet sauvignon and merlot. “There's some wonderful wines, lots of different varietals, from all over California that are all great, including zinfandel.” Preliminary figures for the 2005 grape harvest put zinfandel at 10.4 percent of the crop, behind cabernet sauvignon's 12.5 percent. Chardonnay was the harvest heavy at about 17 percent. “Growing wine grapes in this state is a beautiful thing,” said Shafer. “Look what you get to pick from.” The bill is headed to committee and could be heard next month. Being the state wine would be a symbolic honor, giving producers a boost of prestige and publicity and putting zinfandel in such august company as the official state color, a combination of blue and gold, and the state insect, the dogfaced butterfly. Carlos Machado, Migden's legislative director, said the intent is to benefit more than just zin. “I think it brings recognition to all California wines when you do this. It's like a rising tide,” he said. The bill got a big thumbs up from winemaker Van “the Vanimal” Williamson, who specializes in single-vineyard zins at Edmeades Winery in Mendocino County. Zinfandel may not have the biggest numbers, says Williamson, but it's uniquely Californian in that it's been grown in the state for generations by small, independent farmers, many of them immigrants. “It embodies a lot of the spirit of America,” he said. Williamson sees zinfinadel as the democrat of wines, full-flavored enough to go with lots of different types of food, pizza and burgers included. “There's not a better wine to drink out of the bottle, in my opinion,” he said.“You don't need fancy stemware. Red zinfandels pack a punch, with some edging up to 15 percent alcohol and beyond. Lower alcohol levels are found in white zinfandel – often sniffed at by critics but popular nonetheless – which is made from the same grape but with less juice-to-grape-skin contact, resulting in a pale pink color. Williamson doesn't make white zinfandel, but he does not despise it either, saying the '70s boom in the sweet pink wine helped save a lot of old zinfandel vines. Eric Potashner, Migden's deputy chief of staff, said any issues between red and white zin factions will be “flushed out” in the legislative process.

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02/10/06 THAT EQUALS 32,026 TWO BUCK CHUCKS

Cheers! Vintage wine fetches £55,000, 2/10/2006, ITN. A wine connoisseur has splashed out £55,000 on what is thought to be the most expensive bottle of white in the world. The 1787 vintage Sauternes from Chateau d'Yquem was snapped up by a US-based collector. It was sold through the Antique Wine Company of London which acquired from a private collector in France. Managing director Stephen Williams said: "We have been working for some time on this commission and the purchaser is a long standing customer of ours. "Even though we regularly work on commissions to source rare wines this one has been particularly gratifying. "This is really a very rare wine and our client, a US based collector of fine wines, will treasure this prize to add to an already impressive collection." Chateau d'Yquem is a sweet wine made in Bordeaux from completely shrivelled up, late harvested grapes. It has the concentration that enables it to mature for many years, even centuries. Mr Williams said: "When these grapes were picked, Marie Antoinette was sitting in Versailles waiting to have her head chopped off, James Watt was developing or inventing the steam engine, and George Washington had just been nominated the first president of the United States of America."

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02/03/06 IT'S ALL IN THE NAME, YOU FAT BASTARD

Wine buffs can now say, 'I'd rather be drinking cat pee'. Market for crudely named products no joke, just big business. CanWest News Service. 01/31/2006, OTTAWA - The story goes that winemaker Thierry Boudinard and his dear old friend Guy Anderson were on their second day of sampling from hundreds of barrels of unspectacular wine, circa 1996, when they came across one they both found remarkable. Boudinard, his French accent thick, remarked to his pal, "Now zat iz what you call eh phat bastard," borrowing an expression of Anderson's to signify something great. When Boudinard put the wine into production, apparently only one name was considered: Fat Bastard. Adding a hippopotamus as its mascot, born that day was a wine with instant attitude -- not to mention plenty of merchandising, including, with the hippo emblazoned on the crotch surrounded by the words "Kiss My Fat Bastard," boxer shorts. One-upping Fat Bastard in the product-naming department, New Zealand's Coopers Creek Vineyard markets a Sauvignon called Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush: the label on the screw-top white wine promises "strong gooseberry aromas and gentle hints of cat." These are not the unintentionally humorous product names that we associate with either poor translations or serendipitous English meanings -- the Greek soft drink Zit; Ghana's Shitto pepper sauce; or the "blood-nourishing paste" from China called Ass Glue. Nor are these the result of foreign surnames that fit ever so awkwardly into the English idiom; we can perhaps charitably assume that late 19th-century Czech brewmaster Josef Bierbitzch -- if in fact he ever really existed -- failed to look far enough ahead when he lent his name to the Icelandic-style pilsner he concocted, his imagination too limited to envision a customer one day imploring his barmaid to "give me a Bierbitzch." Then again, maybe Josef knew exactly what he was doing. Why a vineyard would name a wine Fat Bastard is understandable. In its 1998 inaugural year, a little more than 2,000 cases of Fat Bastard were bought by consumers. Six years later, in 2004, more than 400,000 cases were sold, inspiring numerous imitators to follow, including a sparkling number known as Old Fart, which originated in Britain as Old Git, and its sister wine, Old Tart; a California line of Big Ass wines, which, oddly perhaps, has yet to replace cognac as the rapper's drink of choice. But why we seem compelled to buy wines that invoke a feline urinary tract is another question. If brands with such names as Scraping the Barrel, The Dog's Bollocks, Rude Boy (and Rude Girl, both of which, when chilled, reveal what's underneath the clothes of the characters depicted on the bottles), are so popular, what does that say about us? What drives us to abandon old favourites such as Tim Hortons for Invermere, B.C.'s Kick Ass coffee? It would be nice to think we're emancipating ourselves from the shackles of staid, conservative consumerism, but the truth is probably far less noble than that. More likely, product manufacturers have simply learned that many adults are titillated by things coarse, much in the same way that children's author Robert Munsch tapped into the kids' equivalent when he published Good Families Don't, a picture book about farts. How else to explain radio spots in the U.S. for Click Wine Group, which markets Fat Bastard, in which a woman declares she loves to "climb into the tub with a little Fat Bastard," an ad some stations refused to air for fear of reprisals from the FCC? What's next? Loblaw's replaces its President's Choice line with Porn Star Produce? Or might the producers of extra virgin olive oil find a market cache for products with a little more experience? © The Edmonton Journal 2006

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01/23/06 CALLING DIBBS FOR REAL

Man gets life for wine-cask brawl. (AAP). January 23, 2006. A man has been sentenced to life in jail after a jury found him guilty of murdering a boarding-house flatmate during a fight over a cask of wine. Brisbane man Ismet Alagic, 26, pleaded not guilty in the Queensland Supreme Court last week to the murder of James Kay, 23. He had pleaded guilty to manslaughter, which meant if the jury was not convinced he killed Mr Kay intentionally, they could find him guilty of the lesser charge. But after deliberating today for only two hours, the jury delivered the guilty verdict to murder. Justice George Fryberg immediately sentenced Alagic to life in jail and told him this would be an opportunity to reform his ways. In his opening trial address, prosecutor David Meredith told the jury that on August 25, 2003, a fight broke out between Mr Kay and Alagic at the boarding house in inner-city Bowen Hills. The fight was believed to have started over a cask of wine and who should drink it, Mr Meredith said. It was alleged the pair scuffled but Alagic submitted and they hugged and made up. The court was told that moments later Alagic, who was drunk at the time, armed himself with a kitchen knife and fatally stabbed Mr Kay 11 times. As Mr Kay's family sobbed in the back of the courtroom, Justice Fryberg read out a statement of remorse by Alagic. "I think it's horrible what I have done," he said in the statement. "Initially I had a lot of trouble accepting that I was the one who stabbed James. "I feel very sorry for James' family and I know that they would be devastated."

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01/21/06 DO ZINGERS COUNT?

Study says wine drinkers buy healthier food items. 1/21/2006. PARIS (Bloomberg News) - Wine lovers tend to have healthier diets than beer drinkers because they favor foods such as olives, fruit and vegetables, a new study found. People who buy wine at supermarkets also snatch up lean meat, cooking oil and low-fat dairy, researchers found in a study published online Friday by the British Medical Journal. The beer buyers favor sugar, sausages, butter and soft drinks, they said. Scientists in Denmark, intrigued by studies showing wine had a more beneficial effect on people's health than beer, reviewed 3.5 million transactions at two supermarket chains to determine whether there was a link between the drinks bought and the food consumed. "The study shows people who buy wine purchase a greater number of healthy food items," the researchers wrote.

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01/11/06 CAVA CATALÀ I POLÍTICA

Catalan Sparkling Wine Demand Goes Flat on Spanish Boycott. 01/11/06 (Bloomberg) -- Demand for cava, Catalonia's sparkling wine, is falling as Spaniards boycott products from a region that is seeking greater autonomy. ``Nobody is consuming Catalan cava,'' said Daniel Manzano, 43, who started working at a wine shop in Madrid three decades ago. He said this is the first year clients haven't bought cava from Catalonia to toast the holidays. ``We don't like it.'' Cava from the northeastern corner of Spain is the latest casualty of what has become one of the most contentious issues in Spanish politics. Catalonia, which is among the wealthiest of the country's 17 regions and accounts for about 20 percent of the $1 trillion economy, wants to be a ``nation'' within Spain. The region's biggest cava makers, Freixenet SA and Cordoniu SA, reported a drop in Spanish sales in the year to April. Lists of Catalonian products to be boycotted are circulating on the Internet, with non-Catalan alternatives to everything from doughnuts and sausages to insecticides. The revolt may hit Catalonia's trade with the rest of Spain, which according to the regional government, was 44 billion euros ($53 billion) in 2004. ``It's something that has happened spontaneously, and it affects cava more than other products, because it's the one that is most identified with the region,'' Andres Rodriguez-Pose, a London School of Economics professor said in an interview. Cava producers ``are the innocent sufferers,'' he said.
Tone Down
Anti-Catalan sentiment ignited last year after Josep-Lluis Carod-Rovira, a separatist leader, said Catalans shouldn't support Madrid's bid to host the 2012 Olympic Games. It gained momentum when Catalonia approved a proposal in September that gives it control over taxes and seeks nationhood. Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero is working with Catalan politicians to tone down the proposal, which needs to be approved by the national parliament. Tensions mounted this week as one of Spain's leading generals was arrested after he suggested the army would intervene should the government grant further autonomy to Catalonia. Modern political movements for Catalan separatism began in the 19th century, fueled by a cultural and literary renaissance in the region, according to the Web site of Esquerra, a Catalan nationalist party. Animosity ran deep during the almost four- decade dictatorship of General Francisco Franco that ended in 1975, when Catalans were initially forced to speak Spanish in public rather than their own Catalan language. By the 1950s, Catalan was tolerated, although it was still banned in schools.
King's Drink
One Internet list tells readers that under the Catalan proposal, tax revenue from purchasing products from the region might be off-limits for the national government to spend in other regions. Only one out of the 20 bottles of cava Manzano sold last year was from Catalonia. The other 19 came from other regions in Spain such as Rioja. Politicians are making efforts to stop the boycott. Mariano Rajoy, the leader of the opposition Popular Party, said cava is as Spanish as Rioja wine when he visited cava producers on Oct. 27, according to Efe newswire. La Vanguardia, a Barcelona-based newspaper, had a front page headline Dec. 26 showing the king toasting his traditional Christmas speech with Catalan cava.
The boycott may be difficult to stop because it's spontaneous and has no single leader, Rodriguez-Pose said. ``It's very difficult to come back,'' the LSE professor said. ``Consumer power is very important.''
Catalonian Speciality
Cava is made in seven regions in Spain, though the majority of the producers are located in Catalonia. More than 75 percent is produced in Sant Sadurni d'Anoia, about 60 miles (100 kilometers) from Barcelona, where the first cava was made. Josep Raventos i Fatjo, the founder of Cordoniu, one of the biggest makers of the region's cava, made 3,000 bottles in 1872, using the champagne method of fermentation, in which sugar is added to bottled wine, creating bubbles. Spain now produces more than 200 million bottles a year. The boycott is forcing producers of Catalan cava to depend more on sales abroad. Freixenet's largest market has become Germany, followed by Spain. The company's sales in the 12 months ended April 30 rose 1.3 percent to 518 million euros as it sold 18 million bottles in Germany. The company's sales in Spain dropped 4 percent. Cordoniu reported a similar drop. ``It's a political matter that's affecting us for some strange reason, and it's become very painful,'' said Freixenet Chairman Josep Lluis Bonet Nov. 23, according to EFE newswire.
Demi Moore
The company hired Hollywood actress Demi Moore for its ad campaign this year. The political controversy has been a boon for producers from other regions. Saboreal, a cava maker based in Valladolid that had been considering shutting down, will stay in business for one more year as demand increases, Europa Press newswire said Dec. 14, citing its owner, Carlos Diez. The boycott probably won't affect Zapatero's negotiations with Catalan politicians, said Manuel Alcantara, a professor of politics at the University of Salamanca. ``The idea is to penalize economic interests in Catalonia for supposed excesses in trying to gain more autonomy,'' he said. ``It influences the climate in certain specific sectors, but it won't really affect the debate.''

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01/02/06 TOROS Y VINO, QUE MAS QUIERES?

During this past Summer, I had the opportunity to visit L.A. Cetto's Winery in Valle de Guadalupe, Baja California. I visited the winery not because of the wine, but rather because of a bullfight they were having in the small Plaza de Toros on the property. Believe me, for a person who's life evolves around bulls and wine, this place is heaven on earth. I was suprised to see the size of the winery and vineyards at L.A. Cetto. The bullring itself is a nice little plaza designed to hold intimate crowds who can spend a day at the winery and take in a bullfight. The BBC ran a story on the growing popularity of the boutique wineries in Valle de Guadalupe. In the article, L.A. Cetto is mentioned, but a key drawback to the potential success of the tourist draw of Mexico's premiere wine region is touched upon. Half the benefit of visiting wineries and tasting wines is purchasing what you taste and bringing a stash home. Of course crossing back into the U.S. you can only declare 2 liters of any alcohol. Until this changes, the wines of Mexico will at best grow into a novelty rather than a force to be reckoned with.

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12/27/05 CAN'T BEAR TO EAT GRAPES

Bears and grape growers prove a bad mix in wine country. AP 12/26/05. NAPA, Calif. - Grape-munching bears have caused bunches of trouble in Northern California wine country. Some winery owners have summoned authorities to trap and shoot black bears - as well as wild pigs, deer, turkeys and mountain lions - that plundered their vineyards. The killings have sparked debate over the future of wildlife in the nation's most famous wine-growing region. "Certainly for areas like Sonoma, Mendocino and Napa counties, vineyards are our largest group that is requesting depredation permits," said Eric Larson, deputy regional manager for the California Department of Fish and Game. With premium Cabernet grapes that can be produced only in mountainous regions selling for $5,000 to $7,000 a ton, vineyards have sprouted on slopes and ridgetops where animals make their homes. The state is required to issue extermination permits if property owners show evidence of damage caused by wildlife, Larson said. Earlier this year, animal control officers caught and killed four black bears - two males and two females - at the Aetna Springs Vineyard in the rugged Pope Valley. Winery owner Paul Maroon said he had tried scaring off the bears, but resorted to getting rid of them for good because he feared they might hurt his field workers. "They damage the fences on a daily basis almost faster than we can repair them," Maroon said. "The damaged fences allow the deer to enter. The bear eat the grapes, as do the deer, and they both damage the vines, sometimes killing ... old vines." But some of Maroon's neighbors are outraged by the trappings. Ann Curtis, who runs a golf course down the road from the winery, called the controversy "wine for blood, life versus profit." "To come into a wildlife area and then kill off the wildlife is wrong," said Curtis, who has lived in Pope Valley for 34 years. "I don't see much difference between throwing a sandwich out the window for bears in Yosemite (National) Park and inviting them to dinner here by putting grapes out for them to eat." Jerre Sears, owner of Black Sears Vineyards on Napa County's Howell Mountain, said all the growers he knows on the 1,800-foot peak shrug off the grapes they lose to bears and other wildlife as a kind of tax for doing business in hillside territory. "We've had our vineyard for 20 years and we've had a bear in our vineyard every year," Sears said. "We feel it's just part of life, of nature, so we share."

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12/12/05 KATRINA, YOU BITCH

Katrina Destroys Once Great Wine Cellar. NEW ORLEANS (AP) 12/10/2005. - In the dark, dank recesses of what was once one of the great wine cellars of the world, the fabled bottles sit. The 1870 Lafite Rothschild, the Chateau Moutons, Chateau Magaux - fine wines with enormous price tags, or at least they were. The wine cellar at Brennan's Restaurant, winner since 1983 of Wine Spectator magazine's Grand Award as one of the 85 top cellars in the world, has 35,000 bottles that since Hurricane Katrina have gone from vintage to vinegar. "They may be drinkable, but they're probably better for salads,'' said Ted Brennan, whose brother Jimmy spent 35 years building the collection. The Brennan's wine cellar covers two floors in what was once the carriage house of the 1795 French Quarter mansion-turned-restaurant. Domestic wines are stacked to the ceiling on the first floor, European vintages on the second floor. Behind a locked gate is the private collection - dusty bottles of fine wines so costly they have waited for years for someone to taste them. The collection, which was insured for $1 million, was ruined when the electricity went off after the hurricane. The wine cellar, normally kept at 58 degrees year-round, was suddenly at the mercy of the broiling sun and heat wave that followed the storm. "It got so hot those few weeks, I know it easily got to 120 degrees in there,'' Brennan said. "The wine was literally cooked.'' Wine lovers made regular pilgrimages to Brennan's to sample what cellar master Harry Hill believes was the biggest and best cellar between Florida and Texas and the Gulf of Mexico and Chicago. Diners could easily add hundreds, even thousands of dollars to their tab by ordering wine. Hill sadly showed off a magnum of 1997 Opus One that the restaurant bought several years ago for $400, now worth $1,000. "It was one of those years when God bent over and kissed California,'' Hill said of the wine, its bottle now covered with mold spots. "Some of the youngest wines might be drinkable for someone who doesn't really know what to expect,'' he said. "But even they have lost their finish.'' For older vintages, the heat's effect was worse. There was also damage when cases of wine fell during the storm, exploding and spewing their contents over other bottles. Before rebuilding the cellar, the Brennans will send the remaining bottles to a man in California who bought them from the insurance company, Ted Brennan said. The man plans to auction them off. "Someone might want to buy a special bottle to commemorate an occasion,'' Brennan said. "Or someone might want to roll the dice and hope to get a rare vintage cheap and be able to drink it.'' One bottle will be a special bargain. That 1870 Lafite Rothschild. The Brennans bought it a decade ago for $14,000.

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12/06/05 ERRANDS ON A SUNDAY, SHAME ON YOU

Have you ever had a day when you plan to do a list of things, not do them, and have it turn out to be a fine day? This happened recently to us. We wrote off Mass, in order to knock off the list of errands we had set for ourselves. So we headed north to Temecula to pick up our Wine Club shipment. The plan was to return to San Diego, do some errands, and put the Christmas lights up. Well, our mistake was we decided to do a quick tasting at Ponte Family Winery. Before heading back to San Diego, we decided to look for a couple of the newer wineries in Temecula. We decided to visit Doffo Winery. What a nice surprise indeed. Doffo is a petite winery on five acres owned and run by Marcelo Doffo. The five wines on the tasting list are different from most of Temecula's frustratingly similiar tasting wines, less Palumbo and Hart wineries. Marcelo is hands on all operations of the winery, and the wines really reflect his hard work. The Cabernet Sauvignon 2002 Reserve is by far the best Cab in the Temecula Valley. Also worthy of note are Doffo's 2003 Shiraz and the delightfully light 2003 Late Harvest Muscat. After having lunch, we returned to San Diego by nightfall with a plan to finish the errands another day.

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12/3/05 FOR THEY EAT THE BREAD OF WICKEDNESS, AND DRINK THE WINE OF VIOLENCE. PROVERBS 4:17

The wine world has taken a violent turn in the past month. Read below:

ETA detonates bomb at Rioja Alta winery in La Rioja. November 11, 2005. Read
Beaujolais festivities turn violent. November 18, 2005. Read
Basque police find bomb debris in a Basque wine cellar. November 22, 2005. Read
Violence returns to south of France. December 1, 2005. Read
Family tragedy on wine farm. December 1, 2005. Read

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11/28/05 THE SIDEWAY(S) TO SAN JOSE

We celebrated Thanksgiving 2005 by visiting family in San Jose, California. We of course took advantage of the drive up from Chula Vista by stopping by some wineries for tastings. We actually had planned to drive up to the Days Inn Windmill in Buellton and trace the steps of Miles and Jack from Sideways. Kinda geeky, but that was the plan at least. An unexpected flat tire delayed our arrival, but we finally made our way to some of the wineries featured in the film. We visited the overrated and quite snobbish Sanford Winery and Vineyard. The employees were not to friendly and the wine was pretty forgetful. A real disappointment considering how much Miles raved in the movie about Sanford. We then visited Kalyra Winery. In the movie, Jack pours on his boyish charm toward the wine pourer, Stephanie. Kalyra's Australian theme is a distraction and was as equally unspectacular as the wines and the barking resident dogs. We were pressed for time with a van full of kids, luggage and the suegra. We had lunch at the Solvang Restaurant on Copenhagen Drive where Jack vows to Miles he will get laid. The Split Pea Soup and Danish Sausage hit the spot. After lunch we managed to get lost trying to locate Andrew Murray Vineyards, and ended up outside of Lompoc. We than stumbled upon Curtis Winery. Curtis specializes in Rhone style wines. The 2003 Grenache was by far the best wine of the day. They also had a 2002 Mourvèdre which was a little light in flavor but good, and a nice 2003 Roussanne. We finished up rushing to Melville, but arrived just has they closed. Bummer. In conclusion, with more time we could have visited more wineries but overall we were disappointed by the wineries we did visit. We are always willing to giving it another try in the future. By night fall, we continued onto San Jose where we spent a nice Holiday with family.

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11/21/05 EN BAJA CALIFORNIA, EL VINO TE ESPERA

Mexico's small industry sees rebound, luring consumers with award-winning varieties - UNION-TRIBUNE 11/21/05 VALLE DE GUADALUPE – When the market for Mexican wines plummeted 20 years ago, growers in this valley northeast of Ensenada started ripping out their grapevines. But now a new breed of vintner has arrived, and the distinctive wines they're creating are capturing international medals, drawing aficionados and boosting tourism. "They're planting grapes that produce a high-quality product," said Michael Farres, co-owner of downtown San Diego's Wine Bank. "People are coming in asking for them. I can't get enough."A few years ago, there were only a handful of wineries in the area's three wine valleys 65 miles south of San Diego. Now there are 20, and more are starting all the time. Cabernet sauvignon, grenache, tempanillo, merlot, and an array of other grapes are being planted and vines are being grafted onto stock that survived. Hot and dry days, cool Pacific breezes at night and several microclimates are helping the vintners create varietals and blends with intriguing, complex personalities. Instead of the cheap, bulk wines that used to be associated with Mexico, the new wines are upscale, averaging $20 to $50 per bottle. The wine resurrection has touched the entire Valle de Guadalupe, which is home to most of the region's wineries. Over the past few years, Mexican and foreign investment has poured into the area. While most of the money has gone into tourism and hospitality operations, equestrian enterprises and production of honey, olives and olive oil are all experiencing an uptick. As a result, area residents and newcomers alike have more job opportunities. Mexican federal and Baja California state officials, who once encouraged industrial development in the valley, have reversed themselves and now are protecting and promoting the local wine industry. The state government hopes to make it easier to visit the area by expanding to four lanes from two the Ensenada-Tecate highway that leads into the valley. It already has hardtopped a portion of one of the area's dusty, washboard arteries, and it has erected signs marking a Ruta de Vino to many of the wineries. Nowadays, visitors arrive every weekend for tastings. Several companies offer bus tours from San Diego. Two inns have opened and more are planned. The annual three-week Fiestas de la Vendimia – which means festivals of the grape harvest – in late summer draws 20,000 people, including some from as far away as Europe and Asia. The event offers samplings from area restaurants and wineries along with classical, jazz and Latin music performances. "It's more than the grape and the bottle of wine. It's important to have the combination with tourism and art and culture," said Christoph Gaertner, who is the winemaker at Vinisterra, a Valle de Guadalupe winery that opened in 2002 and produces 5,000 cases annually. "A lot of people are saying that Guadalupe looks like Napa Valley 30 years ago. "The Valle de Guadalupe cannot claim the stature and size of the well-known California winemaking regions, but it accounts for more than 90 percent of Mexican wines. It is increasingly recognized as an up-and-coming wine area, along with regions in Eastern Europe, New Zealand, India, Thailand and China, says Matt Skinner, a London sommelier who spent two years traveling the globe to research and write the book "Thirsty Work. "The fact they're making good product is amazing – and in a very short period of time as well," he said. The area's viniculture reaches back centuries to the grapes that priests in the Spanish missions planted to make wine for religious services. Some of the newest winemakers are resurrecting Mission grapes from vines descended from those planted during that era. Baja California's first commercial operation was Santo Tomás, which opened in 1888 and remains the area's biggest winery. To upgrade its own products, the business has relocated its winemaking from downtown Ensenada to a sophisticated facility in the Santo Tomás Valley south of town. Santo Tomás, along with San Vicente and Guadalupe, are the three wine-growing valleys in the region. Several of the new wineries sprouted from the Santo Tomás operation. But many credit vintner Hans Backhoff with inspiring the area's boutique winery boom. Backhoff, an Ensenada native who holds a doctorate in food science, and his partners started the Monte Xanic winery in late 1980, just after Mexico joined the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade, which regulates global business. The deal opened Mexico to foreign competitors, whose superior products soon forced Baja California wine producers out of operation. "People thought we were crazy," Backhoff said. He persevered, adopting grape varieties and winemaking techniques, such as aging in French oak barrels, to produce higher-grade products. The wines have become so popular that some years Backhoff can't produce enough to meet demand. The shed where he began has been replaced with a two-story winemaking structure and tasting room. He makes 50,000 cases a year, including four white wines, six reds and a rosé. Backhoff has blasted a massive cave into the mountain behind the winery to store 4,000 barrels of wine. And he plans to add a restaurant on land atop the cave that will overlook a small lake on the property. Backhoff's success – and that of Chateau Camou, which followed shortly after – inspired others to undertake similar ventures. "It took quite a while to convince people you could make quality wines," Backhoff said. "Now I can't count the number of people coming."Most of the new vintners are Mexican. In fact, Vinisterra owner Abelardo Rodriguez's grandfather, Gen. L. Abelardo Rodriguez, who owned Santo Tomás from the late-1920s to the mid-1960s, served as the country's interim president from 1932 to 1934. There's also a strong European influence. Some trace their ancestry to Italy, Germany, France, Switzerland or Spain. Others have been educated or trained in Europe. Camou operations director Victor Torres Alegre, for instance, studied in Bordeaux, France, and serves as an international wine jurist. "I go to France every two years to learn the new techniques. And we all use these techniques in the wineries," he said. Still others are coming from across the Atlantic and the Pacific to work in the valley's wine-related activities. The wineries employ about 200 people in full-time, permanent jobs. Several thousand more are hired temporarily during the growing and harvesting seasons. Don Miller, a former California banker who built and operates the six-room Adobe Guadalupe inn, winery and stables, is the only U.S. vintner. His wife, Tru, is Dutch. Many people are joining the industry under the tutelage of Hugo D'Acosta, who once was the winemaker at Santo Tomás. He now works as winemaker at Adobe Guadalupe and owns the Casa de Piedra Winery. A few years ago, friends persuaded D'Acosta to teach them winemaking. The endeavor has since turned into a full-fledged school in the town of Porvenir that is churning out as many vintners as it is wines. This year there were 100 students, each paying $100 for a term that ran through the growing and harvest season. "The most important thing we've learned is we're able to make wines that have a taste that's distinctive to Baja California," D'Acosta said. "We need more producers to have a very strong subject. We want to show different styles." J.C. Bravo, Tres Valles and La Farga – all micro-boutiques – are among the operations that got their start in D'Acosta's school. A dedicated promoter of the region's development, D'Acosta recently spearheaded a deal in which European and U.S. investors will back the development of more Baja California wines.The right market Baja California vintners are encountering numerous market challenges. Their strategy of big quality, small quantity limits where the product can be sold. Monte Xanic's output of 50,000 cases per year makes it about the largest of the boutique wineries. Most turn out about 1,000 to 5,000 cases. That means most don't have the volume to sell to big retailers such as Costco, Wal-Mart and Trader Joe's. Nor do they want to. Miller, whose Adobe Guadalupe winery produces between 2,000 and 5,000 cases a year, said he has decided to suspend sales to Costco because his products are better suited to restaurants and specialty wine shops. "We're a winery where people come who know about wine and want to know more," said his wife, Tru. Mexico represents the vintners' biggest growth potential but also their biggest obstacle. It's a market more accustomed to beer, tequila, whiskey, rum and kahlua. If Mexicans drink wine at all, it's most likely French or Chilean. A 25 percent tax rate on their businesses and a 15 percent sales tax in most of the country elevates the cost of a product that once was inexpensive. Nevertheless, Baja California wines are becoming more popular with Mexicans, said Gaertner, the Vinisterra winemaker. "We see the Mexican market is growing. It's expanded five times in 10 years," he said. "Now people are willing to pay the price for Baja California wines. "That goes for U.S. visitors as well, although customs rules limit them to bringing one bottle per person back across the border. Most of Valle de Guadalupe's vintners are more concerned that the success and attention they are enjoying might undermine the area's unique character. While locals are enjoying the recent increase in visitors, they don't want to see the valley overrun by tourists, particularly those unappreciative of their products' nuances. A saying commonly repeated these days reflects this attitude: "Bad roads bring good tourists. Good roads bring bad tourists. "What I would like to see and what I see are different," D'Acosta said. "I would like to see more wineries focused on good wines. I would like to have visitors, but visitors who understand the wines. "When the region becomes more famous than the wines, that's scary," he said. "We need to be very careful about that." - Diane Lindquist

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11/13/05 WINE IN THE AFTERNOON

On Saturday 11/12/05, we attended the San Diego Bay Food & Wine Festival at the Embarcadero. It was a fine San Diego day to be out in the sun and trying many different wines. Although billed to offer "100 wineries, pouring 500 wines", it was obvious the organizers fell way short of that goal. Of the notable wineries which did attend, the best wines were the 2000 Mon Rouge from Clautiere Vineyards and 2001 Cabernet Sauvignon from Peju Province. Some old favorites were there such as Bonny Doon, Peachy Canyon, Palumbo and Tobin James. I tried to concentrate on lesser known wineries such as Salerno Winery from Ramona CA. Temecula and Valle de Guadalupe wineries were well represented too. All in all it was fun, but way to much wine to sample in such a short time. Check out some pix.

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11/12/05 WHAT'S NEXT, SHAQ SYRAH?

Winery to produce Larry Bird wine. BOSTON (AP) - You might not be able to play a little one-on-one with Larry Bird. But you will soon be able to drink with him. A California winery is teaming with the Boston Celtics Hall of Famer to produce a line of wines called "Legends". Cosentino Signature Wineries plans to roll out the line beginning next month. Winery founder Mitch Cosentino says prices will range from about $20 to $70 a bottle. Bird's spokeswoman says the basketball great has been dabbling in growing grapes since retiring from the Celtics. Bird is the president of basketball operations for the Indiana Pacers.

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10/19/05 NAPA, SAN DIEGO COUNTY STYLE?

Vineyards pop up in southeastern part of county. San Diego Union-Tribune. 9/27/2005 DULZURA – The grapes are not yet planted, but Greg Buckner has big plans for the wine he'll produce once his 30 acres of land become a vineyard. The La Mesa resident wondered for 20 years what to do with his family's Dulzura acreage. Looking to get out of the bail-bond business, he intends to establish a vineyard, winery and tasting room starting early next year. He aims to "work with my hands and then drink good wine," he said. "The best way to learn is to dive right in." Not far south, Mexico's Guadalupe Valley is a respected winemaking region. To the north, serious vintners and growers set up shop around Temecula and Escondido. Growers like Buckner think southeastern San Diego County – known more for its ranches and campgrounds – is a viable area for grapes, too. Acre by acre, they are joining what some call a surge in small vineyards around the county. The rocky, arid terrain here makes planting miles of vines difficult, but the hot days and cool, misty nights are considered favorable for growing certain varieties. Winemaker Lum Eisenman advises growers Bob Carson of Potrero and Sam Dawson of Dulzura. Both raise inky-purple Syrah grapes, which are thick-skinned and spicy sweet. About one-third of Carson's 2.5-acre crop is delicate Viognier white wine grapes. "Both grape varieties are from the Rhone River Valley region in France, and that tends to be a warmer area," Eisenman said. "So those grapes are acclimated to warmer climate. "Finding grapes hearty enough to withstand the southeast swelter can be a process of trial and error. Potrero resident Janet Wright, 55, planted two acres of Cabernet Sauvignon, Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay grapes about two years ago. The Chardonnay plants wilted in the heat. Because of the rugged landscape, many vineyards here are only a few acres. But that doesn't stop some growers from aspiring to create a local breeding ground for boutique wines. "When people come up on Highway 94 . . . they can come out and sample wine and purchase wine," Wright said. "Eventually, that would be nice. "The border towns are hot spots for growing grapes because there is open space to be had, allowing property owners to visualize snaking vines and dangling fruit among the mounds of dirt and chaparral. "We're hearing now in our trade association more about southeast San Diego County and I'm real glad that's happening," said Alex McGeary, president of the San Diego County Vintners Association. Countywide, profits from the sale of wine grapes increased from just over $240,000 in 2003 to $378,000 in 2004, according to the San Diego County Department of Agriculture's 2004 crop report. The report noted no increase in acreage or tonnage of wine grapes produced. Eric Larson, executive director of the San Diego County Farm Bureau, said that could be due to increasing output from small grape growers, who are not necessarily required to report their crops to the county. Potrero's Carson, 75, picked his grapes in late August with help from his son, Kim, 49, and daughter Anna-Maria, 58. The Carsons planted their crop almost six years ago and plan to lay 10 to 20 more acres of vines in the spring. Carson Vineyard wines, which Eisenman processes in his Del Mar garage, won gold and silver medals at the Orange County Fair this summer. Carson plans to bottle the wine himself next year and eventually sell his product to local restaurants and merchants – a goal he shares with Dawson. Dawson, 74, harvested and began fermenting his crop Labor Day weekend. He bottles Samuel Givens Winery wine (Givens is his middle name) in what resembles a mini airplane hangar near his vineyard. "There's room for the niche marketer, especially those that grow a small, local label," said Larson of the Farm Bureau. Buckner, on the other hand, yearns for Gallo-like domination. He expects to sink $175,000 into his project during the first year. His sons, Sean, 22, and Chris, 24, are to help run the operation. "I'm looking to have the biggest (vineyard) . . . down near the border," he said. "This just seems like something that's not only profitable, but is good for that land, instead of building more houses. "He is now testing soil and selecting grape varieties and does not expect to get wine from his crop for at least three years. He will need a grape de-stemmer, crusher, press and casks to make the wine, and land-use permits to sell it and operate a tasting room. It's a change of pace from bail bonds, but Buckner is jumping in with both feet. Eisenman used to make a wine he called "Cote de Freeway" from grapes that grew along a freeway in Cucamonga. He hopes to see more vineyards dotting the land where Highway 94 winds its way east. "I think the best thing that could happen to the wine industry in San Diego is to have two or three dozen more small wineries open up," he said.

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10/14/05 TSUNAMI, KATRINA AND NOW THIS... OUCH

Millions of dollars in wine destroyed in fire. 10/14/2005 (Scripps Howard News Service). Tens of millions of dollars' worth of vintage wine were believed to have been destroyed by a fire Wednesday at a huge Vallejo, Calif., warehouse that was considered one of the most secure places for wineries and individuals to store prized collections. The three-alarm fire at Wines Central sent plumes of smoke more than 700 feet high that could be seen for miles. Firefighters' efforts were hindered because the Mare Island building -- a 1942 structure that once housed Navy torpedoes -- had steel doors and 3-foot-thick concrete walls and a concrete roof that could not be penetrated. Wines Central converted the old military fortress three years ago into a 240,000-square-foot specialty warehouse that stored more than 500,000 cases of rare vintages believed to be worth up to $100 million, officials said. Clients included wineries, private collectors and some other businesses. One firefighter was taken to the hospital for heat exhaustion, but no other injuries were reported in the blaze, which depleted the resources of Solano County's fire departments.

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09/19/05 THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Chelsea Boss Ponders Italian Wine
Spoleto, 09/18/05 - (ANSA) The Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich could be planning to extend his business interests from soccer and oil into wine, according to reports from this central Italian town. Abramovich, best known as the boss of British soccer champions Chelsea, has stopped at several of Italy's top wine cellars during a visit in recent days. Rumours of a possible purchase started circulating last week at the 'I Vini Nel Mondo' wine fair in Spoleto, which was attended by 200 top vintners. Abramovich is reportedly after a location with enough room for an olive orchard as well as a vineyard. Although only 38, the Chelsea boss would have no problems affording any site he sets his heart on. In March he was listed by Forbes Magazine as the richest Russian and the 21st richest person in the world, with an estimated fortune of 13.3 billion dollars. He has poured cash into Chelsea since acquiring the club in 2003, investing in a string of expensive players that have helped bring the team to the top of Britain's soccer ranks. The Russian oil magnate started his wine tour at the Lungarotti winery in Umbria, the first in Italy to be run by two women, which is famous for its Rubesco. He also stopped at the Sassicaia and Ornellaia wineries, which are perhaps even more well-known abroad. These both produce some of the finest so-called "super Tuscans", revolutionary reds created using modern techniques. If the latest rumours about Abramovich are borne out, he would be joining a long line of celebrities that have cashed into the Italian myth and taken up winemaking in recent years. Simply Red's flame-haired leader singer, Mick Hucknall, has a vineyard on the slopes of Mt. Etna in Sicily where he successfully produces a red Nero d'Avola wine which he has named Il Cantante, The Singer. Another music celebrity, Jim Kerr of Scottish rock band Simple Minds, also bought a Sicilian vineyard recently. French actors Gerard Depardieu and Carole Bouquete have a vineyard on the island of Pantelleria where they make their own version of its famous dessert wine 'passito'. Depardieu, who comes from a winemaking family, is said to have become a connoisseur of the wine during his frequent holidays on the island between Sicily and Libya. Most recently, an Italian red signature wine produced at the request of the legendary US singer-songwriter Bob Dylan has proved a hit. Created by the Le Terrazze winery in the Marche, it was named after his 1974 album Planet Waves.

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08/19/05 JUST LEAVE ME THE GOOD STUFF

Wine edges beer as Americans' libation of choice.
08/19/05 (Dallas Morning News) -- For the first time, wine has edged out beer as the alcoholic beverage of choice in Gallup's annual Consumption Habits poll, conducted in July. Thirty-nine percent of American drinkers named wine as the alcoholic beverage they drink most often, while 36 percent go for the gusto with a cold brew first.That's a dramatic switch from 1992, when beer was named by 47 percent of those surveyed, and just 27 percent said wine. In the same time frame, there's been no change in the number who say they prefer spirits first (21 percent). Gallup says the reasons are more complicated than people simply switching from beer to wine. For one, minorities and women are driving up the wine numbers, according to the report. And age is a factor. Wine and beer are preferred about equally in the 30-49 age group, while wine surges ahead for those 50 and older. And while beer is still the drink of choice for 18- to 29-year-olds, "it appears that young adults are trading in their beer mugs for martini glasses," helping to maintain spirits' place in the poll.

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08/16/05 AN OLD FAVORITE ON THE BRINK

Grant's brewery faces eviction again
YAKIMA, Wash. 08/16/05 (AP) -- The brewery that makes Bert Grant's Real Ales faces eviction for the second time in less than a year after falling behind on its rent. Yakima Brewing & Malting Co. owes $34,650 in back rent and penalties for the 20,000-square-foot brewery built in 1990 to expand production capacity, according to a complaint filed in Yakima County Superior Court by the property owner, International Wine & Spirits Ltd. The brewery was served a "pay rent or vacate" notice on July 28 and has been ordered to appear in court Aug. 26 or be evicted. Paul Brown, Yakima Brewing's vice president of operations, said his company plans to pay the rent it owes. The delinquent payments stem from "cash flow concerns" related to the company's growth, he said. "We're really trying to catch up," Brown said Monday, remaining optimistic about the company's future. "We're going to be around and continue producing beer." Brown said the company is currently focusing on brewing as much of its popular Mandarin Hefeweizen as possible. The eviction threat is the latest in a string of problems for the brewery. Yakima Brewing's Grant's Brewery Pub was evicted from its longtime North Front Street home last October after amassing more than $85,000 in debt owed to the Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad. The brewery pub moved to a new location. Also last year, the brewery was charged with issuing securities without a license, misrepresenting its financial condition to investors and other violations of state securities laws. The Washington Department of Financial Institutions called the brewery "a threat to the investing public." Brown, co-owner J. Gregory Tranum, and Yakima Brewing face fines of up to $10,000 for each violation. Three state agencies have filed tax warrants against Yakima Brewing this year. Bert Grant founded the company in 1982. Grant, who died in 2001, sold the business in 1995 to Stimson Lane Vineyards & Estates, which later became Ste. Michelle Wine Estates. Brown and Tranum purchased it in 2001.

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08/14/05 NO DBB VINTAGE 2005

There will be no harvest, blessing, crush, fermenting, bottling or drinking of darkbrownbucket's Hacienda Valdez 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon or Zinfandel. It seems we've lost the fight against Powdery Mildew in a big way. I've heard the Coastal Southern California Region was difficult to grow grapes but this is ridiculous. Yes I have contributed to the failure of this years harvest by installing a lawn under the vineyard. It looks awesome, but it ain't good for the grapes. I can't blame it all on the sod though. The Zinfandel had the same issues this year with no sod under them. It started out to be promising, but too many overcast days have contributed to a lost crop. Back to the drawing board it is. Heck, I'm even toying with the idea of wacking all the tops off and grafting all Zins for next year. If so, watch out neighbors because the chemicals will be flying. I will not be defeated two years in a row!

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06/17/05 WINE WACKOS

I've been following an interesting exchange between a Winemakers Discussion Group saboteur and the Wine Geek "Sideways" level responses. Enjoy

Tristan Beeline, Jun 14, 8:48 pm
How to turn wine into a high-explosive ??? I'm a mad scientist and I want to blow up the planet. How can I turn wine into an explosive, that will nuke the whole solar system ?
 
kirkmitchell@gmail.com, Jun 14, 9:19 pm
Good!  I've noticed it seems to have deflated a bit over the years.  I just didn't know anyone with big enough lips and lung capacity to reinflate the poor thing.  Thanks for volunteering!  B-{) How can I turn wine into an explosive, that will nuke the whole solar system ? The only wine that might suffice for that is the fine Pinot Grand Fenwick from the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.  It makes a great rocket fuel, and with some tinkering, you might make it blow up. Unfortunately, the Fenwick production levels probably won't support nuking the solar system.  Sorry. I'll let you get back to adding your hot air to the planet!  B-{)
Kirk

Ray Calvert, Jun 15, 2:58 pm
I don't know the answer but I will forward your query to Homeland Security. I believe they will be very interested in helping you.
Ray  

Mike, Jun 15, 7:21 pm
The 'padded wallpaper' establishment has shown interest in getting to know young Tristan as well...but in order to assist, he may like to look at cabbage wine. With the aid of plastic bag collectors, he'll soon have enough methane to cause a stir.
Mike

Sam Wigand, Jun 15, 4:34 pm
Well, I've heard that tomato wine can be jolly unpleasant. Apparently onion can be a bit iffy while its fermenting.

Dick Adams, Jun 15, 5:02 pm
Wine will not convert into an explosive, but vinegar will. For a small-level demonstration, do this on your kitchen counter so you can dump it into sink. Pour 4 oz of vinegar into a plastic cup. Add 1 tsp of red pepper. Add 1 raw egg (crack it open and do not let any of the shell fall in). Stir vigorously for 15 seconds. Place the egg shell on a paper towel, roll up the paper towel, and break the egg shell into several pieces. Add 1 tablespoon of baking soda. Add the mashed up egg shell. As the egg shell contacts the liquid it give a short pop.
Dick

WannabeSomeone, Jun 15, 11:25 pm
You distill enough wine into pure alcohol. You drench the whole planet Earth with those alcohol, and you light a match to it. The whole planet Earth will go WHOOOOOM and burst into a humongous fireball and then whooooshing around in space like a run away rubber balloon and knock out all other planets in the solar system.
Wannabe

Rob, Jun 17, 4:34 pm
You can always ferment in a really tightly sealed container. Couple problems with that - you don't know when it'll go, and it's a ltille tough to get enough grape juice to take out the solar system.

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05/10/05 WHY WINE STINKS PRETTY

Have you ever wondered why wine smells the way it does? A Molecular Biologist down under has been awarded a grant to study the origins of the different aromatics of wine. Lucky. Click here for the audio story.

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05/09/05 OKAAAAY...

Woman murdered for drinking partner's wine
Robertson (South Africa) A man who allegedly murdered his girlfriend after she drank the last of his wine will appear in the Robertson Magistrate's Court today, police said. Bernadine Steyn, a police spokesperson, said Sahra Pietersen (43) died at her home after she was she was stabbed in the neck just before 1am on Saturday. The couple lived on a farm in the heart of the country's wine growing region. Steyn said it appeared Pietersen upset her partner (45) by drinking his wine and when he woke at 12.50am he allegedly stabbed her. - Sapa.

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04/21/05 NOUVEAU FILM AU SUJET DE VIN

On May 20th, the Ken Theater in San Diego will show the French film Mondovino. This film is making waves around the wine world for uncovering wine conclomerates efforts to squeez out the small time wineries. Filmed over a three year period and across the globe from France to Napa, filmaker Jonathan Nossiter gets under the skin of such wine legends as Robert Mondavi, Robert Parker, Michael Broadbent in his own Michael Mooresque manner. Parlez-vous français?, Check out the trailer.

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04/20/05 NOT EXACTLY WINES OF THE MONTH

I wanted to back track and review some wines we've tried in the past couple of months. These wines are not exactly wines of the month, but in some cases they are worth the price. DBB's point scale is a 5 point grade system (*****). This is important stuff...

Sequiot Tempranillo 2003. From Valencia, this is fine little Tempranillo from an appelation know for Oranges. Its plum front is supported by typical Tempranillo structure. Good for the price, $4.99 at Trader Joes, it would improve by bounds if it were blended with a hearty Granacha.**
Torres Sangre de Toro, 50 Aniversario 2003. I'm a big fan of Torres wines. For the price $4.99 at The Wine Bank, Sangre de Toro is always a nice way to lower the average price per bottle per case. Unfortunately 2003 does not live up to past vintages. You can taste the tradional Granacha and Mazuelo varietals, but this vintage doesn't finish like past vintages. *
Concha yToro Casillero del Diablo Carménère 2004. Good stuff. The 2003 was very good, and the full flavored follow up is no disapointment. 85% Carménère, 10% Cabernet Sauvignon and 5% Syrah, this lost Rhône grape has up front heavy berry qualities and finishes nice with balanced tanins. The 2004 will get better in the next two years. $6.99 at Trader Joes. ***
Eberle Full Boar Red, No Vintage. A fun little wine from a fine winery. Our recent trip to Paso Robles yielded us 3 bottles of this stuff. Only available in the tasting room and online for $10/$8 Wine Club. This is a clearing house blend of Cabernet, Sangiovese, Barbera and Chardonnay. The Cab-Barbera combination is spicey almost Zin like. This goes great with a big juicy steak! ***
Orfila 2000 Six Cepages South Coast Cuvee Royale. This small winery in the San Pasqual Valley (AVA) in Northern San Diego County out performs any winery in Temecula to the north. Six Cepages is a "international blend of Rhône varieties: Mouvedre, Grenache, Gamay, Cinsault, Syrah and an added touch of Zinfandel". We visited the winery last year and finally had the Six Cepages about 7 months after. It is well rounded and is supported by the Mouverde and Grenache backbone. At $16, its a little high in price, but if you find yourself headed towards Temecula, take the Wild Animal Park exit and stop by Orfila. It is a perfect measuring stick by which all Temecula wineries should strive for. ***

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04/05/05 "WEST OF PASO, I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MEXICAN... TACO, CON TODO"

Not that everybody wants to hear about our wine tasting trips abroad, but the following is a review of our trip to Paso Robles and a rating of the wineries we visited. Last time we made a wine excursion, we flew. We decided we'd drive the next time to maximize the bring back potential. It's a 5 1/2 hour drive from San Diego to Paso Robles. On Friday we drove into Paso just in time to visit the Tobin James Winery. It's a winery with a western theme. OK, fun place, but a little less than memorable wines, except for the Port style dessert wine "Liquid Love". An unfairly rich wine which the ladies can't resist. Hence the two bottles we left with. Our first full day started at Justin. Overrated in Wine Spectator, the wine is OK. After Justine, we headed to Tablas Creek Vineyard and Nursery. I bought some Grenache and Mourvèrde vines to add to my backyard vineyard, and a bottle of Côtes de Tablas Blanc. The best white wine of the weekend. We then stopped by Adelaida, Wild Coyote, and Zenaida wineries with no great wines to mention. We finished the day visiting Castoro Cellars and Peachy Canyon Winery. Castoro is a very fine winery specializing in Italian varietals. Peachey Canyon was good, but kinda anti-climatic to Castoro. By the end of the day our pallets were fried. A midday trip into town for lunch helped the metabolization effort.

The second day started at Martin & Weyrich. No one showed up to open at 10AM (time change), so we left. We then drove up to Sylvester Winery, but no one was up there to open as well. It was 10:45 AM, we were thirsty, so we settled for J. Lohr. Just as expected, not good. I was impressed with the 2004 J. Lohr Estates Wildflower Valdiguié. A very interesting French varietal. Floral, magenta colored wine as light as Pinot, almost Grenache-ish. After J. Lohr we drove to Robert Hall Winery. "That's what I'm talking 'bout". Good Zinfandels, Syrah and Cabernet Sauvignon. On to Eberle, the best winery in Paso Robles. Wow. Great Cabernet Sauvignon and Zinfandel. We snatched up a 2003 Remo Belli Zinfandel, some Full Red Boar Table Wine they make with Chardonnay and did the cave tour. Before leaving town finished up at Wild Horse Winery. The 100% Grenache stood out. All in all, we had a great time and we recommend the trip to anyone interested.

Best Winery - Eberle. Runners Up... Tablas Creek, Robert Hall and Castoro.
Best Wine - Robert Hall 2003 Sauret Vineyard Zinfandel
Best Food - Robles Tacos. Street tacos on Spring Street. Just as if we were on Calle Revolucion
Don't bother Wineries - Wild Coyote, Zenaida and J Lohr.

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03/29/05 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DOES ANYONE HAVE A STRAW

SONOMA (KRON) March 28, 2005 -- About 5,500 gallons of wine splashed onto state Highway 12 near Sonoma on Monday morning when a big-rig truck overturned, according to California Highway Patrol Officer Steven Bard. The big rig blocked traffic in the northbound lane of Highway 12 near the intersection of Highway 121, Bard said. A tow truck was dispatched to remove the big rig. The road was expected to open around 6 p.m. Monday and would already have been open, were it not for environmental damage surrounding the road, Brewer said The California Department of Fish and Game is cleaning the areas around the road, he added. The California Department of Transportation was prevented from opening the afflicted portion of Highway 12 because there is so much clean up equipment in the vicinity, Brewer said. The northbound lane of Highway 12 near the intersection of Highway 121 has been closed since about 11:30 a.m. Monday. The clean up process involves pumping wine out of a nearby creek, said CHP officer Steven Bard. Bay City News contributed to this report. (Copyright 2005, KRON 4. All rights reserved.)

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03/15/05 SIDEWAYS, OVER YOUR HEAD, AND UP YOUR @#&%!!

A couple of weeks back, I was actually reading the 02/27/05 online version of the consevative rag, The San Diego Union/Tribune (SignOn San Diego). I never do this. Anywho, I ran across an article written by Nina Garin about the movie "Sideways". Garin basically dogs the movie for being too realistic. I couldn't help but respond. My e-mailed letter was published on 03/13/05. Read it below.

From: bsvaldez@cox.net
Subject: Sideways
Date: February 27, 2005 10:05:15 AM PST
To: nina.garin@uniontrib.com

Nina,

Congratulations! The points you make about the movie, the points that you hate, are the exact message of the film. Of course the film is about things that happen in real life. Who doesn't know someone who has gone through a messy divorce. We all know someone who has just a little too much to drink, and makes a total scene. Isn't that what Cinema is about. Watching unfortunate souls manifest depression, desperation, disagreements on the big screen, while for those 2 hours you can forget your own? You have succeeded in highlighting what makes "Sideways" a great film. We are all like Miles and Jack. Welcome to a depressed, desperate world in disagreement!

Bruno Simòn Valdéz

Now check out the online published version and the other dumb shit letters who which supported Garins views. Needless to say I was pissed Paul Giamatti was not even nominated for an Oscar. He won a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his portrayal of a depressed, divorced, out of luck writer. It was the best portrayal of a head trip I had ever seen on screen. You could see the voices in his head. The Wine Speak was absolutley accurate, and pretty damn funny. The humor was sutble. Reading all the negative feedback which supported Garin's opinion, basically made me realize the differences between people who go to the Theater to see a movie, as opposed to the one's who go to see a film. Cris Rock really nailed it on Oscar Night when he was interviewing movie goers at the Magic Johnson Theaters. That cross section of patrons would never see the humor in Sideways. You know, just as I typed that last sentance, I realized, why would I expect anything more from them, Nina Garin, and all her silly ass supporters.

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03/08/05 HABLANDO DE TEQUILA Y TEMECULA...

If you enjoy a good Tequila every once in awhile, I think I found some interesting reading for you. Have you ever noticed all Tequila is Mexican. Daah. Mexican Tequila is protected by Mexican Laws. It is illegal to export the "Agave Tequilana" plant used its production, and to use the label "Tequila" unless certified by the Mexican government. These are items incorporated in the Revolutionary Principles which use to protect the Mexican Oil Industry. Priorities right? A guy in Temecula, California has produced a product to take on the Aztec Nation! Please read.

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03/07/05 "OH, YOU WANT MEXICAN WINE. IT"S CALLED TEQUILA"

I can see it now. A black and white Mexican cinema classic. Pedro Infante and his sidekick, Piporro sitting in a cantina, washing away their sorrows with a Chateauneuf-du-Pape. ¿Que dices? When one thinks of Mexico, and what Mexicans drink, wine is considered. Mexico is synonymous with Tequila, Mezcal, Cerveza, Pulque, and even Brandy. When talking wine though, many other countries are acknowledged before Mexico. Canada, South Africa, Germany, Greece, and even New Zealand are noted for their wine much more than Mexico. Did you know Mexico is the oldest wine producing country in the Americas? San Diego, California has the good fortune of being smack in the middle of 2 wine producing regions. Everyone knows of Temecula 60 miles to the north. The Guadalupe Valley some 60 miles to the south in Baja California is an up and coming wine producing region. I've tasted both L.A. Cetto's and Monte Xanic's Cabernet Sauvignon. They share a characteristic which is unique to Baja California wines, and at the same time thier main criticism, saltiness. The Los Angeles Times ran an interesting article on the Mexican wine industry. It's a nice introduction into the background and state of Mexican Wine. If you live in San Diego, the best source for these wines is the Wine Bank. I urge you to stop by.

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02/23/05 CRANKING IT UP

So, as you know I spent Super Bowl Sunday brewing some homebrew. At left, you can see the brew fermenting in my new garage/brewery/winery. I've reserved this little corner in my garage for all my homebrewing and wine making exploits. This Friday, I'll open the first Cranky English Red Ale with a friend visiting from Pasadena. It will be in the bottle (right) 2 weeks at that point. At bottling, Cranky turned out a little low in alcohol, but had a nice hoppy finish. Like a good homebrewer, I'm hoping for good bubbles, and a good head! I'll update this posting after I have a Cranky, nice and cold! Stay tuned.

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02/22/05 WAITER, THERE'S A LABORER IN MY SHIRAZ

Man killed in wine tank blast
Bonnievale (South Africa) - A farm worker was killed on Tuesday morning when a wine tank exploded on a Western Cape farm, police said. Captain William Reid said the man was sitting on the wine tank on the Mooi-uitsig farm in the Bonnievale area when the accident happened. At the time he was mixing the contents of the tank with an electrical mixer. "Apparently a spark came from the mixer and the gasses inside the tank ignited, causing an explosion. The cement top of the tank was blown off, Reid said. The worker was found dead inside the tank after the blast.

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02/06/05 NOT JUST ANY SUNDAY

As I sit here and listen to my new iPod Shuffle, and watch a game on the new Fox Soccer Channel, I review the kind of day it was. Super Bowl Sunday saw the favorite Patriots beat the Eagles in a mediocre game with mediocre commercials. Janet's boob really had a lasting effect. I used this balmy Super Sunday to hobble around my kitchen with my bum ass knee and brew a batch of beer. This time around its a hoppy English Red Ale which should end up with 3.5% Alcohol. Although way outta date, I named it "Cranky English Red Ale", in honor of the great Silver Screen legend. Not a bad day...

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10/13/04 SEE MA, I TOLD YOU SO

[Health India]: Sydney, Oct 13 : Not brushing their teeth is the best way for professional wine tasters to prevent their teeth from rotting, claims Diane Hunt, an Australian Dentist. Diane Hunt, a senior lecturer in restorative dentistry at the University of Adelaide has advised wine tasters to not to brush their teeth the morning before a testing session, as this would remove plaque that would otherwise prevent acidic wine from eroding the tooth enamel... Hunt conducted a survey of 74 professional wine tasters, aged between 20 and 60,and found that almost half of them had sensitive teeth, despite no variance in their exposure to wine.(ANI)

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09/28/04 SNOBBERY

I like to think I'm a wine snob in training. Eva and I are making the most of our free time to go on wine tastings and trips so I can soak in the most information I can about wine, for future projects. Of course while doing so, we have run across some fooffy people who seem to think you'll be impressed with their wine knowledge. Woopdy Doo I say. As I learn more about wine, its hard not to look at wine troglodytes and not snicker. Surfing the other day, I ran across this soon to be released movie about wine. It's a story of a wine snob who takes his soon to be married wine dork friend wine tasting and golfing as a last bachelor hurrah. Check out the trailer. Oh yes, wine snob training is going well. We had a Peju Province 2001 Cabernet Sauvignon the other night. Thumbs up on 'dat.


08/25/04 SONOMA RECAP

We spent our 15th Wedding Anniversary wine tasting in Sonoma. It was pretty cool. Four days was not enough to see all the wineries we wanted to visit. Here is a short once over of our Top Five Wineries we visted:

5. Suncé - A very small winery, only 2700 barrels. We really enjoyed their Zinfandel and Pinot Noir. All Estate grown wines, we joined this wine club.
4. Ravenswood - We only started trying them lately. Trendy, but I was pleasantly surprised. They're not all stuffy about the wine biz, and being the first winery we visited, they set the tone for us to pick out the others who are stuck on themselves. Once again the Zinfandels were best, plus a very interesting Carignane I had to procure!
3. Folie à Deux - A very nice surprise indeed. Old Vine Zinfandels were the best of the trip. I had to purchase 2 bottles of an 87 year old vine their ripping out of the ground after this years harvest because its diseased. Bigger than Suncé, the wines were full and memorable. Its amazing the difference in a quality Old Vine Zinfandel.
2. Marimar Torres